So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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