I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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