thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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