is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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