Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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