At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
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He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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