So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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