You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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