Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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