Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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