I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
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I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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