he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.