At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.