Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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