Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
