i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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