His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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