fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
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Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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