Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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