He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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