you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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Come share oat with me in your robe
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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