Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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