New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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