never play flip cup with pint glasses
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Come share oat with me in your robe
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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