I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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