Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
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I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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