I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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