Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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