sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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