Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
