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(604): View more from British Columbia

The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

he even offered to make my bed in the morning.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.

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(408): View more from California

You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.

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(647): View more from Ontario

I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!

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(406): View more from Montana

True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first

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