There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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