She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
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Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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