she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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