Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
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You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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