oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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