bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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What changed your mind?
Being sober
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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