Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Randomize
