R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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