One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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