Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
