Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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