if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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