then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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