i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?