Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancĂ© called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across