You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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