this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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