Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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