He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
people are starting to question the shark bite story
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
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The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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