i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I want to make a zoo with you.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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