What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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