Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
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I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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