i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
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I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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