the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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